Tag: Black velvet

When things change… in my playlist…

So… I am sitting at home, working on this survey instrument that was due to be edited 2 weeks ago… Jim probably thinks I am the worst student ever… I wonder why I took so long; it’s not like I was too busy blogging to write!! My lazy Jeans seem to have kicked in over the past year, and they feel spray painted, hard to remove.

I finally finished editing it, and as I was finishing up, one of my old faves came on in my playlist – Alannah Myles’ Black Velvet. On the spur of the moment, I wrote this parody set to the same tune…

To the tune of Black Velvet

Blog Omelet

My blogging’s in the middle of a dry spell.
So I started up the computer nigh.
Got my Netgear blinking its blue light.
And my nerdy soul giving a long sigh.
If I could boil words, knew how to fry, everything.
Always a scramble, but I’m left longing for.

CHORUS:

A Blog Omelet and that readers’ smile
A Blog Omelet that makes one sit back and cry
A new writing style that will cross the seven seas
A Blog Omelet, if you please.

Last year long, Its like I have been in a cave
Like a nomad, living on the wild.
A writer’s block, a fear that made my doubts unfurl
family and friends helped my ascent from ruin
The harder i climbed, it felt so good, mo matter if I am blue.

Always a scramble, but I’m left longing for.

CHORUS:

A Blog Omelet and that readers’ smile
A Blog Omelet that makes one sit back and cry
A new writing style that will cross the seven seas
A Blog Omelet, if you please.

Every word of every song that he sang was for you.
In a flash he was gone, it happened so soon,

What could you do?
CHORUS:

A Blog Omelet and that readers’ smile
A Blog Omelet that makes one sit back and cry
A new writing style that will cross the seven seas
A Blog Omelet, if you please.

A Blog Omelet and that readers’ smile
A Blog Omelet that makes one sit back and cry
A new writing style that will cross the seven seas
A Blog Omelet, if you please.

…If you please
If you please