Alo, in all her Glorious Wisdom, made me a part of this curious phenomenon called Tagging. Social Networkologists believe that Tagging it is a by-product of …duh… social networks (some even go to say that it is THE product), and all that jazz. I think it is a refined version of the “hoax mail”, you know, the one where, “if you love your friends you have to forward this mail to atleast 20 friend units in the next five minutes” and “earn $280 million because Bill Gates is giving away his fortune”!! HA
Alo’s “pass on the TAG” TAG exercise needs the the TAGee to answer the following in brief:
1) Say who tagged you
2) Say eight things about yourself
3) Tag 6 people
Answer:
1) Alo
2) Since this is an “anonymous”(HA to that too, since my name and my naked torso have made guest appearances!) blog, the chances of me putting in eight true things about myself is as high as the chances of me finishing a four quarter NBA basketball game (or should I amend that to me playing in the NBA???) … if you want to get to know me, meet me; no better way.
a) I was once the Michael Jordan of the school Basketball Court, I am now the Adonis of the Food Court
b) Dents is my nickname; I do not possess the strength or skill to induce temporary distortions in the continutity of gleaming automobile surfaces; and no, I dont repair dents either
c) I have “literally” bowled a maiden over on the basketball court
d) I watch horror movies from under a thin sheet of fabric; that way you can see whats creature from hell is going to eat the poor half-naked girl wandering about in the forest on a freezing winter night in her negligee (in my opinion, she deserves to get eaten, only to “improve the genome” – Darwin Awards) without jumping up startled, and spilling all of the popcorn over the couch
e) I am doing a PhD in Conversational Physics
f) I have used theorems of Conversational Physics in actual conversations (ha ha): “I know about this Newton guy, wasn’t he the one that invented gravity” to “Kneels Bore is a medieval torture instrument”
g) I once bought and spilled a Grande cup of Starbucks coffee all over meself; no, it was not a lab experiment in “How to get started with Conversational Physics”
h) I am funny; not the weird kind of funny, the amusing silly kind of funny… notice the number of HAs expended in this area of cyberspace
….whew… done
3) TAG Away… the new brand from the makers of precision timepieces. I am TAGging Vee, Taz, Axe and Ozzy’s Mom. Now for the best part: I am putting a kink in the Network by reverse TAGging Alo and self-TAGging Dents. Notice the insidious plot to create a infinitesimal (degree of importance to the existence of humanity) infinite (degree of boredom induced by trying to understand me) loop – The IIL of humanity; might I add that this self taggin’ has been done on a closed course with professional nincompoops, DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME. Take that, you netTAGologists!
